There is a lady who dies and goes up to heven. She sees all these clockes everywhere and asks an angle why they are there. The Angle says, "Well every time you lie your clock spins around once. Like hers George Washington's, his clock never moved, same with Jesus' over here." So the lady asks where Bill Clintons is. The Angle replies. "Well jesus is using it as a celling fan in his office.
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