A man crashes his new car and cries: "mi can't believe mi just fuck up mi brand new beamer"
The paramedic turns to him and says: "u are so materialistic, you haven't even noticed u are missing your left arm"
The man looks down and sees that his arm was missing and shouts:
"bumboclaath mi Rolex gone too"????????????????????
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