A police officer in Newfoundland happens across a gruesome scene on the side of the road.
He radios headquarters to send in forensics. He then assesses the scene. It's horrible. He takes out his note pad and starts to record his observations.
He approaches the rear of the vehicle and notices a severed leg on the trunk.
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*- Leg on trunk*
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He continues to the driver's side door. He sees a bloody torso in the front passenger seat.
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*- Body in front driver's seat*
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He walks to the front of the vehicle and sees an arm laying on the hood.
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*- Arm on hood*
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He continues around the car, and sees the decapitated head of the victim laying on the boulevard. He continues to write...
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*- Head on ~~Buol~~ ~~Bul~~ ~~Bolu~~*
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He then kicks the head!
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*- Head in ditch*
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