There are three male survivors and while looking for more survivors of the plane crash they get ambushed by cannibals. The cannibals plan to kill and eat them unless they go out into the jungle and search for a fruit.
Since none of the guys want to die, they all go out and search for fruit. After some time, the 1st guy returns with an apple. A cannibal says, "Shove the apple up your ass without making a sound and we will let you live." So the first guy attempts to shove the apple up his ass as quietly as possible, but halfway through he screams in pain. The cannibals proceed to kill and eat him.
Afterwards, the second guy returns with a cherry. A cannibal says, " Shove the cherry up your ass without making a sound and we will let you live." So the second guy proceeds to shove the cherry up his ass as quietly as possible. Right when he was almost finished, he starts laughing. The cannibals proceed to kill and eat him.
Up in heaven, the 1st guy asks the 2nd guy: "DUDE!!! What happened!? You were so close! Why did you laugh?"
The 2nd guy replies: "The other guy was holding a pineapple."
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