...with a steering wheel mounted on his crotch.
He says to the bartender "Yar, I'll get me a rum."
The bartender says "Okay buddy. But first you gotta tell me... what's with the steering wheel on your crotch?"
The pirate says "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
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