And he found a man named Deway. Deway was an excellent cook-- his dishes were exquisite and his recipes were simple. He cooked quickly and efficiently and cleaned up after himself. The owner hired him immediately, but he quickly noticed that Deway loved to mutter and grumble to himself as he cooked. Though some of the patrons came complaining of loud distracting muttering, the owner refused to fire Deway. He simply explained, "That's Deway the cook. He grumbles."
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