And says to the pharmacist "i need to buy some birth control pills for my ten year old daughter."
The pharmacist, aghast, replies "Sir, surely you don't mean say that your ten year old daughter is sexually active?!?"
"Active?" The man snorts "hardly. She just lays there crying like her bitch of a mother."
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