He goes to open the door, but sees no one there. He glances down, thinking maybe it was a package dropped off, but only sees his doormat and a snail on the ground. Realizing it must have been immature kids ding-dong ditching, he becomes a little angry. To vent his frustration, he picks up the snail and chucks it as far as he can. Three months later, the man hears his doorbell ring again. He again opens the door to no one, but is bewildered when he looks down and sees a familiar-looking snail. "What the hell was that for?" the snail says.
(I modified a version of the same kind of joke I heard a while back)
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