A mouse and an elephant are strolling through the woods

A mouse and an elephant are strolling through the woods, enjoying each other’s company, when, all of a sudden, the elephant gets stuck in the mud. “Oh no!” he cries to his friend, the mouse. “I’m stuck. Help me, please.”

“Don’t worry,” says the mouse. “I know exactly what to do: I’ll go home, get my BMW, drive it back here and I’ll tow you out of this mud.”
The mouse scurries home, climbs into his BMW, drives it back to the woods, throws a rope around the elephant and drags him out of the mud.

“Thank you!” the elephant sighs with relief. “How will I ever repay you?”

“I’m sure someday you’ll think of something,” the mouse replies.

The pair continue through the woods, trading stories and sharing laughs, when, all of a sudden, the mouse finds himself stuck in the mud. “Oh no!” he shrieks to his friend, the elephant. “I’m stuck. Please help me as I helped you.”

“Don’t worry, dear mouse,” the elephant replies. “I know precisely what to do: I’ll unfurl my colossal cock and you can climb all the way up it to safety.” The elephant takes a moment to himself and then drops his throbbing erection into the mud. The mouse grabs onto the head of his friend’s huge organ, scales the considerable length of the shaft (with enough girth to provide an amply wide path), jumps onto the elephant’s back and slides down his trunk to safety. The mouse and the elephant then walk out of the woods together and live happily ever after.

And the moral of this story is: you don’t need a snappy car if you’ve got a big dick.