with her small daughter in the back. A pickup truck in front of them hits a bump and a vibrating dildo comes flying out of the back and smacks against the lady's windshield. It then falls into the street and starts buzzing around.
"Mommy! What was that!?" said the girl in the carseat. Embarrassed, the pastor's wife tells her "Oh...that was just an insect that flew into the windshield."
"Golly," said the little girl. "I can't believe it got off the ground with a big dick like that!"
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