He was flying along then and noticed a commotion below so he landed to investigate. A man and woman were fighting as the man just arrived home. she yelled at him "where have you been!" he said "at a strip club bitch!" and began to yell. Startled the parrot flew away. it was not long before he noticed a cloud of dust so he went to investigate. He saw a woman sweeping her porch but her husband was yelling "all this god damn dirt is getting in the house! Close the god damn door!!" the door the slammed and with the the parrot once again took the sky. He noticed a parked car on the side of the road and went to see what was going on. Two brothers where fighting and yelling at one another. Finally one said "fuck you billy! get out of my car!" billy responded "how do you expect me to get home?!" his brother said "by walking mother fucker by walking" as he sped off.
finally the bird decided he had enough of the outside world and returned to the church to show the father what he had learned. When he arrived the father was sweeping the front entry of the church. He said to the parrot "ahh and where have you been?" to which the Iago respond "at a strip club bitch!" the father said "What!! this is a house of god! how dare you use that language here!" and began to swing the broom at the parrot. the parrot yelled "all this god damn dirt is getting in the house! Close the god damn door!!" the father threw down the broom and said "i'm disappointed how do you expected to get to heaven acting like that?" the parrot answered "by walking mother fucker by walking" and flew outside.
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