St. Paul sees him and says - 'Engineer? You're not welcome here - beat it!'. The engineer arrives in hell, and is immediately dissatisfied with his living conditions. After making several improvements, hell has flushing toilets, running water, escalators and even air conditioning.
One day, God calls up Satan down in hell, and asks, with a sneer, 'Hey, how are things going down there?'
Satan responds, 'Oh things are great. We've got an engineer who's gotten us air-con and everything!'
'An engineer? In hell? There must be some mistake!'
'You sent him down here. Also, I quite like having him down here. Who knows what he'll come up with next!'
'Get him up here right now or I'll sue your horned ass!'
'Sue? Where the hell do you think you'll get a lawyer from?'
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