A panda goes to a prostitute because he was feeling a bit horny. He goes down on her for about 10 minutes, ejaculates all over her, and heads for the door. She yells at him to stop because he owes her money. She tells him if you look up prostitute in the dictionary it says a person who gets paid to engage in sexual acts for money. To which he replies, if you look up Panda in the dictionary it says an animal that eats shoots and leaves.
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