Bill, Bill, and Bill walk into a bar ...

Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, and Bill Nye walk into a bar. Since the bar is crowded, Clinton turns on the charm and asks three young, attractive women whether they can join them. Seeing the three famous personalities, the women agree.
 

As the conversation progresses, one of the young women laments the plight of the Syrian refugees. "I feel your pain ...," says Clinton with a folksy Arkansas drawl.

 

While Clinton keeps two of them busy, Cosby slips a drug into their drinks. The third, shocked, turns to Nye and asks what Clinton and Cosby are doing to her friends. Nye responds, "You can make a very reasonable argument that climate change is not that indirectly related to date rape ..."

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