When they get to heaven St. Peters says, I only have room for one more person to get into heaven, so you have to tell me why you deserve to get in. Dolly Pardon grabs her boobs and says this is the best pair God ever made I deserve to get into heaven. The Queen of England, without missing a beat grabs a bottle of massengill and douches herself. St. Peters gestures for the Queen to walk in, Dolly Pardon is besides herself, she can't believe what just happened and ask what'sgoing on! St. Peters responds madame in case you didn't know a royal flush beats a pair any day of the week.
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