The Panda Bear is seated at the finest table in the place and is greeted by the bar's best waitress. The Panda Bear orders the most expensive bottle of wine and steak on the menu.
As he finished his last bite of steak, the waitress asks, "How was your meal?" Without saying a word the Panda Bear pulls out a gun and and shoots the waitress and begins to walk out the door.
The owner of the bar quickly confronts the Panda and says, "What the hell did you shoot my best waitress for?!"
The Panda replies, "it's my nature" and walks out of the bar.
Stunned the resourceful owner runs to the back and grabs his encyclopedia and reads...Panda: large bear that eats shoots and leaves
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