One day a kid and his dad go golfing up in Canada. the dad tells his son that if a bear comes along dont run cause a bear can out run any human. so there on the coarese and the dad asked the kid what he should do if a bear came up to him. The son yells"im gonna run like hell" the dad says "but a bear can out run u'. the son says"its not the bear i have to outrun it u".
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