they knock on the door, and out comes the priest.
"what do you need my sons?" asked the priest.
The more sober one asks. Father, are there nuns that are this big? -signals just over his head-
"yeah there are some tall ones" replies the priest.
"are there nuns that are this big?" -signals to shoulder-
"yeah that's about a normal height for one" says the priest.
"ok ok, one more. are there nuns that are this big?!" -signals to just below the knees-
"no, son. i've never seen one that big." replies the priest with a puzzled face.
the drunk says to the other "See, dude?! I told you we fucked a penguin!"
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