...because of there good deeds. God said
"I will give you guys 1 year each on earth with whatever you want. But with a condition that you have to stay in a room and cannot leave it."
The 3 people agrees.
God puts 1st person in the room and asks what he wants. He says I want lots of booze. So God fills the room with booze. Then God puts 2nd person in the room and asks same. He says he wants to have lot of girl to have sex with. God says fine and wish is granted. God does the same to 3rd person. He says "I want to smoke cigarettes to my heart's content." God says fine. He fill the room with cigarettes.
After 1 year God comes back to first person and see the room full of empty bottles lying here and there. He asks him how was his year. The man couldn't respond and passes out on last bottle. God takes him away.
God then goes to 2nd one and see the room is full of babies and smell of sex . God asks the same question to him. He says it was wonderful and thanks god. God takes him away too.
God then moves to 3rd. He sees the room is still intact as he left. God asks him "didn't you enjoyed your year?".
"God Damn it! You didn't gave me the lighter."
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