A high school senior is going to pick up a girl for their first date and meet her family. While he was sitting with her father and mother waiting for the girl to finish getting ready, he had felt a sudden case of the bubble guts overtake him. Knowing that there was no way he could hold a fart in, he begrudgingly let it go. A few moments go by and the father makes a face, clearly suggesting that he could smell it. That's when he looks at the family dog, who was sitting next to the boy, and growls "Rover!" Realizing the boy could pawn his smells off onto the dog, he farts a few more times and every time the dad would scold the dog. After releasing one of the biggest farts of the night, the dad exclaims "Rover! Get over here before that boy shits all over you!"
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