A nun goes fishing for the first time, and asks a local fisherman to help her out. Together they catch a large fish. "Take a look at that sonofabitch!" the local fisherman says. The nun responds, "Excuse me sir! You do not use that language in front of a woman of God." He replies, "I beg your pardon sister, but that's what the fish is called. Its name is the 'sonofabitch fish.'" The nun thinks about this as she brings the fish back to her church. She asks her priest for help cleaning the sonofabitch. "Sister! You should not talk this way in a house of God." "No father, that is what this type of fish is called." He then takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to another nun, and asks her to cook the sonofabitch. "Father! A man of the cloth should not speak so!" "That is the name of the fish, I am not swearing." So the nun cooks it.
That night, the pope decides on a surprise visit to their church. The fish was smelling especially delicious, so the two nuns and the priest decide to serve it to their guest. As they presented it to him, the first nun said "I caught this sonofabitch!" The priest said, "I cleaned this sonofabitch!" The second nun said, "I cooked this sonofabitch!" The pope looked at them thoughtfully for a moment, and then responded: "You fuckers are all right."
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