...and after knocking on her door he realizes he absolutely has to fart *right now*. But he has no chance to let it out; he is immediately met with a stern greeting from her father.
"Step inside and have a seat, John, and my daughter will be right down."
John delicately walks into the living room and takes a seat on the couch. The girl's father returns to reading his newspaper in a chair across the room from John, and the family dog plops down in front of John to sniff out the visitor.
After petting the dog for a minute, John decides he can't possibly hold his gas any longer. He leans slightly to one side meaning to let out a small silent puff to test the waters, but it rips loudly against the leather of the couch. John is mortified--
"Rover! What do you think you're doing?!" Yells the father from across the room.
After a moment of confusion, John thinks *wow, did I really just get away with that?*. He is instantly relieved. He decides to let a little bit more out, knowing all the blame will land on the dog.
"Rover! I can't believe you!" The father's anger is intensifying, but John is ecstatic. He might just be able to let it all out before heading out with his girlfriend! In a bout of courage, he decides to let himself go in full force, not even trying to control the volume anymore. The fart echoes explosively through the living room and now the father is outraged--
"**ROVER**! GET OVER HERE BEFORE HE SHITS ALL OVER YOUR HEAD!"
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