"Mom," says the little cub, "Was daddy a polar bear?"
"Yes," says the mother, "Your father was a polar bear."
"Was he a hundred percent polar bear?" asked the cub.
"Yes, he was one hundred percent polar bear" the mother replied.
"And mom," says the cub, "Are you a polar bear?"
"Yes, honey. I'm a polar bear."
"A hundred percent polar bear?"
"Yes. One hundred percent polar bear."
"So mom, does that make me a polar bear?"
"Yes, honey. You are a hundred percent polar bear." the mother turned to her son, "Son, why are you so concerned about being a hundred percent polar bear?"
The son replied, "Because I'm fucking cold."
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