A Thai zoologist who look after 4 pets, a turtle, a rabbit, a milipede and a centapede. One day he came back home drunk and wanted more beers. So he asked the rabbit to go to the shop, the rabbit replied "i can't carry beers because i can only jump if i want to move, by the time i get back the beer will all be fizzy up". Then the zoologist asked the turtle, the turtle replied "I walk too slow, you will as sleep by the time i got back. Then the zoologist look at the milipede and centipede will you two go to the shop for me? They replied yes.
An hour went by and still no sound of them coming back, the zoologist looked out the window and saw the centipede was only 10 metre walking away from the house, extremely angry he went to go outside but found the milipede was still at the front door. The zoologist asked what the hell are you doing? The milipede replied "i am still putting my shoes on".
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