A little old senile lady moves into a new house. She decides to give her property a name. But being a little old senile person that she is, she names her house Hairy Butt.
About a year later, she is incredibly lonely so she decides to get a dog to keep her company. She goes to the local animal shelter and finds the cutest dog she can there. While she is filling out the paperwork, she sees the paperwork wants to know the name of the dog. Being the little old senile lady she is, she names the dog Crack.
Weeks pass and they become very close, but one day Crack gets outside. She is looking all over her yard for him when a officer sees her looking for something and walks over to her. Officer: Do you need any help ma'am? Old lady: Yes, oh yes officer I need help, I've looked all over my Hairy Butt but I can't find my crack.
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