During the woman's weekly sponge bath the nurse notices that the heart beat monitor spikes whenever the sponge slightly brushes the woman's vagina. The nurse immediately notifies the doctors in charge of her case and they come up with a plan that could wake her from the coma. They call in the woman's husband and update him on the situation. They tell the husband that they believe that if a certain threshold of stimulation is reached she could potentially wake, but in order to reach this threshold he would have to have oral sex with her. He refuses of course, but the doctors tell him this is the only way and eventually convince him it is the right thing to do. He goes in to the room on a mission determined to wake her while the medical staff patiently wait in the lobby. When the man returns to the lobby he looks disappointed and the anxious doctors ask, "well, what happened?!" the man replies "she chocked"
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