On one hole, he slices his drive off into the woods. While searching for his ball, he comes upon a Witch. The Witch says " How's your golf game?" " Terrible" he says " Look how far I've sliced it into the woods. I've been so bad lately" " I've got a spell I can put on you" Says the Witch "But it is going to affect your sex life" The Man replies " I would much rather have a great golf game. Give me the spell" The Witch casts her spell. The man finds his ball and hits an unbelievable 3 wood out of the woods and onto the green. He finishes his round out with his best score ever. Within a year, He has joined the PGA and has won three tournaments. He finds himself playing a tournament on the same course where he first met the Witch. He notices her in the crowd following him and walks up to her. " How's your golf game" Says the Witch "Fantastic! I'm winning tournaments and have a couple of million in the bank!" "How's your sex life" She asks. He says" It's great, I've had sex already ten times this year" "That's not very much" answers the Witch. He says" Not bad for a small town priest"
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