Do I Look Like a Short-Order Cook?
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what a...
Romance Jokes
Fatherly Wisdom
Son: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the ...
Looking for Love
This man was really lonely, so he posted an ad ...
I’ll Call You
Q. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend ...
A Little Bird Whispered
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet...
Two Ships Passing in the Night
Q. What did the little boat say to the yacht?
A...
He’s Got a Fast Car
Man: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to...
Wine Goggles
Me: "I love you."
You: "Is that you or the wine...
Chemistry In The Soup Kitchen
While volunteering in a soup kitchen, I hit it ...
A Brow Beating
I told my girlfriend that it looked like she wa...
All Dolled Up
A husband and wife had been married for 60 year...
Our Favorite Hashtags on Dating
#GeekPickupLines: My name’s Microsoft … can I ...
She Shoots, She Scores!
Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
Bec...
Love Lost, Love Found On Craigslist
• The ad for the 14k white gold engagement ring...
Realistic Romantic Comedies
• When Harry Met Sally and Discovered She Look...
Tailor-Made Quips
My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket t...
Prepare for Takeoff
My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the c...
What About the Other Half?
As the music swelled during a recent wedding re...
Pencil Me In
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
G...
Dive Right In
What did one boat say to the other? "Are you up...
Broken Heart
What did the guy with the broken leg say to his...
Celebrating July 4th
What do you say to your single friends on Valen...
Read All About It
Every Valentine's Day our campus newspaper has ...
Making the Grade
My high-school English teacher was well known f...
Perfectly Paired Puns
As Valentine's Day approached, I tried to think...