and doesn't expect to get any customers. However, a woman enters and points to the counter. "Umm, how much for that long, white one?"
The man crossed his arms and guessed. "Uh, $20." So the woman paid, took the dildo, and left.
Another woman came in a few minutes later, pointed to the counter, and asked - "How much for that long black one?"
The man bit his lip and made a guess. "Uh, $50." So the woman paid, took it, and left.
A third woman enters and looks really excited. "Oh, how much for that thick, red-and-green plaid one?". The man looked a bit confused and responded - "Uh, I'll say $200." And the woman took it and left.
The owner returned and asked if there'd been any business. "Oh, sure. I sold a white dildo for $20, a black one for $50, and I sold your thermos for $200."
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