The Farmers Son And The Duck.

So this farmer sends his one and only son to town to sell his last remaining duck. He tells his son to be careful and not be cheated. So the son gets going and along the way he meets an old prostitute coming from town.

She tells him to hand over the duck. He refuses, so she tells him that she will fuck him in exchange for the duck. He agrees readily. They go behind some bushes take off their clothes and have sex for a while. The boy is satisfied and hands over the duck, but the prostitute is still not satisfied and agrees to give back the duck for some more sex. So the have sex until late in the evening and the prostitute hands over the duck as bargained, and walks away.

The boy continues walking along the road to town, when an approaching truck honks it's horn. The duck is frightened and escapes the clutches of it's owner, runs into the middle of the road and is flattened underneath the tires of the on-coming lorry.

The boy is beside himself with grief. He starts to sob hysterically. The lorry meanwhile has come to a full stop and the driver consoles the boy by offering the boy 10$ for the dead duck. The is delighted, as he was told to sell the duck for 5$ in town. He heads back home.

Back home the worried father asks him why he took so long to sell the duck. He explains: "Dad, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and ten bucks for a fucked up duck!"