yet you keep ordering me around..do this and do that. I've had enough!"
Wife: "But I need you to buy me a razor.."
Husband: "Ha! Forget it. If you want it, go buy it yourself."
Wife: "But I wanted to have sex tonight & I need the razor to shave my bush & my legs.."
Husband:"Argh! Dammit, woman. How could you... I can't even begin to....
....razor..... what else?
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