...The hit-man says it will cost $5000. The man says that's fine but he wants to watch. The hit-man agrees so they find a spot on a nearby roof and wait for the wife to get home.
Eventually the wife comes home and she's with a guy.
The husband is furious but still not sure if she is cheating yet so they wait some more.
Eventually the hit-man pulls out his binoculars and after about 30 seconds he says "oh ya she's cheating on you. What do you want me to do?".
The irate husband says "Put a bullet in her head and while you're at it put a bullet in the guys dick as well".
The hitman replies "Ok, but that's going to cost you another $5000. The good news is I'm only going to need one bullet."
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