When he saw a girl that he had been sweet on for weeks. They chatted away and had been flirting back and forth when he finally worked up the courage to ask her a big question.
John said; "Would you like to get in my car, get out of here and head back to yours?"
The girl seemed flattered but responded; "No, thank you. It's not the best timing. I'm on my menstrual cycle."
John, unfazed, said; "That's fine. You head on and I'll follow you in the car"
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