1 Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
2 Why don't blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.
3 Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
Cause their balls show.
4 Why don't a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands?
The vacuum in her head keeps them in place.
5 What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there."
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