He sheepishly approached the doctor's desk and remained standing up. Feeling shameful, he couldn't blurt out what was wrong with him.
The doctor finally said, "Listen, I've been in this profession for 25 years. I've seen a lot of stuff and I doubt your condition is going to surprise me."
The man finally gathered enough courage and decided to show the doctor what was wrong. He dropped his pants, turned around, and showed his asshole to the doctor. It was so bloody it's as if someone attacked it repeatedly.
"JESUS H. CHRIST! What the hell happened to your asshole?" the doctor cried.
"I was raped by an elephant in the safari zoo." the man replied.
The doctor said, "I have little veterinary knowledge but what I do know is this: elephants have long and thin penises."
"I know that doc." said the man as if about to burst in to tears, "He fingered me first."
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