...and his act kept getting ruined by the captain's pet parrot.
The parrot kept going, " *squawk* It's up his sleeve!" or, " *squawk* It's under his hat!"
One day the parrot did his usual nonsense. " *squawk* He's hiding it in his coat!" The magician whipped out a gun and tried to shoot the bird, but he missed and ended up hitting a fuel tank instead. The tank ruptured and exploded, causing the cruise liner to sink.
The only survivors were the parrot and the magician. After floating around for a while, the parrot broke the silence.
"All right, I give up. Where's the damn ship?"
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