A man went to the brain store to get some brain for dinner.
He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brains offered at this particular shop, so, he asks the butcher:
"How much for the Engineer brain?"
"$5 dollars an ounce."
"How much for the doctor brain?"
"$7 dollars an ounce."
"How much for the lawyer brain?"
"$100 dollars an ounce."
"WOW! Why is the lawyer brain so much more expensive?"
"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
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