A man was sick and tired of the city life, so he moved to the country side...

Years go by and nobody bothers him. Finally, one day, he heard a knock on his door.

Neighbor: "How are you doing, neighbor? I'm hosting a party and your presence there would be much appreciated!"

Man: "Cool! It's been years since I had human interaction. I'll come!"

Neighbor: "Fantastic! Just some pointers first though. There's going to be heavy drinking..."

Man: "I can handle my liquor."

Neighbor: "And maybe some rough drunken fights..."

Man: "I've been in a few bar fights before, I can hold my ground."

Neighbor: "And some raw drunken sex."

Man: "Even better! So what should I wear to the party?"

Neighbor: "Don't bother with small details like that, it's just the two of us anyways."