Clinton Issues


Clinton: "I didn't tell her to lie in the disposition... I was telling her to 'lie in that position.'"


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Q: What was President Clinton's reaction to the Abortion Bill?


A: He paid it.


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Q: What's the difference between President Clinton and the Titanic?


A: Only 1,500 people went down on the Titanic.


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Newsweek polled over 1000 women and asked the question: "Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?"


97% replied, "Never Again."


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Q: Did you know that Hillary Clinton just wrote a new book?


A: It's titled, "It Takes a Village to Satisfy My Husband".


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"I don't understand all the fuss about Clinton. He's just giving the people what they want; sex and Gore." - George Okeefe


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Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?


A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.


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Q: Why is President Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?


A: He thought the Gaza Strip was a topless bar.

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