and finds a small bar. Upon entering, he immediately notices a very attractive woman a few seats away from him and he wonders if he still had the skills to hook up with her. After a couple of drinks and successful flirting, he found himself being led my the woman to her place. He entered her bedroom, excited and horny, but he couldn't help but notice the shelves and shelves of teddy bears. Teddy bears of different colors, shapes, and sizes. He quickly shook the curious feeling off and began having vigorous sex with the woman. It had been a long time since last having sex so the man wanted to give it his all. After the session, the man, proud of himself, asks "How was that?" with a smirk. The woman gets out of the bed, points at the shelves, and says " pick a prize, any prize".
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