... and tonight he's in luck, for it appears there are many attractive and naked drunk men all over these strange looking rectangular tables. Many are also having sex under these unique heavy tablecloths. He hears a voice calling out from one of the tables, and the schizo immediately jumps in and has sex with the man under the tablecloth. The man is screwed so well he screams in pure joy. The schizophrenic moves from table to table having sex with each man.
After about thirty-minutes pass, the schizo is satisfied and he leaves the bar only to find several policemen drawing their guns to him. The schizo asks the policeman who cuffs him why it was wrong for him to have sex with men on those tables. "Tables?! Men?!" the policeman says, taken aback. "Those were beds sir. You just went into an orphanage."
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