An old man and his wife were getting on a bit, the old mans hearing had gone a while ago but now things had stopped working downstairs. The wife said to him, "Gerald", for that was his name, "Gerald, I have womanly needs, you need to go to doctor, maybe we can get you some viagra".
"What?" replied Gerald, "Doctor!" shouted his wife...
So later that day at the doctors office. The wife explains the marital problem that poor Gerald is having.
"Hmm this is serious" said the doctor.
"What?!" asked Gerald, "He said it's serious!" replied the wife.
The doctor continued "I am going to need to do some tests. I need a the full works; a blood sample, a urine sample, a fecal sample and a sperm sample"
"what he say?!" asked Gerald....
the wife replied "HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERPANTS!"
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