...so his wife decided to go to a doctor without his knowledge. She told the doctor about their situation, and he wrote her a prescription. The doctor gave her clear instructions: "Only give him one pill about 30 minutes before you plan on having sex." The wife got the prescription and headed home.
That night, she was wanting to get hot and heavy with her husband, so she decided to put the meds into his coffee. However, she was convinced that with his libido being almost non-existent, she poured the whole bottle into his cup.
That night, the doctor decided to call and check to see how things were going. A young girl answered the phone. "Hi, is your mom or dad home?" The doctor asked. "Well, my mom is dead, my brother's crying that his butt hurts, I'm not a virgin anymore, and my dad is running around outside saying 'here kitty kitty kitty'."
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