Dick pulled and pulled… he used all his strength but didn’t manage to get his best buddy Rocky out of trouble. Rocky was a thin little man but his partner Bertha was buoyant woman. Rocky’s head was stuck inside her meat tunnel.
Time was running out. Dick keep pulling several minutes just to find out his dear friend was gone. He didn’t have power to save his best bud from a slack bungalow. It was a big hit for Dick’s man ego.
Next morning at autopsy pathologist find out that Rocky had bitten the flesh inside Bertha’s giant vagina. It was documented a suicide. Dick was a happy man again. Be like Dick.
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