He takes a seat with a pair of thuggish looking men on one side and 3 liberals discussing politics on the other. After awhile the thugs, who are drunk, instigate a fight with another patron. The bartender, a huge and poweful man, grabs them both and physically throws them out of the bar.
Not long after this, he overhears the liberals discussing their support of communism and interjects to say that capitalism is a better system. The liberals gang up on him and give him a serious beatdown. The bartender does nothing, and the liberals pay their tab and leave.
"What the hell?!?" he screams at the bartender. "You threw those other guys out for fighting but you let those liberals kick my ass!" The bartender shrugs and replies "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
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