The bartender tells the man "This octopus is really special. You can give it any instrument and it will play it better than any human ever has."
So the guy needs to test this out. Luckily the bar keeps some instruments on hand for just that purpose. The man grabs a guitar and brings it to the octopus. Sure enough, it plays incredibly, the best guitar-playing the man has ever seen.
The man goes and gets a violin and gives it to the octopus. Again, the octopus plays it amazingly, a virtuoso far beyond anything the man has seen before.
The man has to try one more time. He saw something that surely the octopus would be vexed by - he grabs a set of bagpipes and brings it to the octopus. The octopus finally seems perplexed, just fiddling around with the bagpipes in confusion. Satisfied, the man says "Ha! I knew you wouldn't be able to play it!"
The octopus looks at him and says "Play it? I was gonna fuck it once I got the pajamas off of it."
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