....and the bartender warns him: “I'm sorry pal, you can't bring your dog in.”
The man thinks for a while and says: “Oh, this is just my seeing-eye dog. I'd better not split up with him”.
The bartender says OK and the man enjoys a few beers. Then he goes out and sees another man also trying to get in with his dog. He advises him: “If you tell them it's your seeing-eye dog they let your dog in.”
The man politely thanks him and gets in. And of course, the bartender warns him not to bring the dog in. The man replies: “Oh, don't mind him, he's just my seeing-eye dog.”
The bartender suspiciously says: “Buddy, I'm pretty sure they do not train a chihuahua to be a seeing-eye dog.”
The man stops for a few seconds, then shouts: “What?! The fucker gave me a chihuahua?!”
(Shamelessly taken from the book: Plato and Platypus walk into a Bar)
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