A man walked into a bar and saw a 12-inch man playing the piano. He said to the pianist "how did you get that good?" The pianist said that there was a genie at the back of the room, so he went over to the genie and said "I wish for a million bucks" but instead of giving him a million bucks, he gave him a million ducks and the bar became flooded with ducks. The man went over to the bartender and said "I asked the genie for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks" and the bartender said "I know, his hearing is bad. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch pianist?"
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