His sons decide to get him a special treat. After flying to Las Vegas first class and being shown to his lavish hotel room, the old man hears a knock on the door.
Slowly he walks to the door and opens it.
Behind the door is a beautiful woman who is scantily clad.
"Guess what? Your sons sent me to give you super sex!" she says.
The old man smiles and says "I'll take the soup."
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