3 guys go to hell . . A fat guy, a sex addict, and a pothead
The devil goes up to these guys and says - listen, I'm feeling nice today. I'm going to let each of you choose ONE thing and I'll lock you away in a room for a thousand years with it.. The guys all look at each other in disbelief, thinking this deal is too good to be true .. So the devil asks the fat guy what will it be. He responds- FOOD! .. the sex addict says he wants to HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN! the pothead says ill take some WEED!
So now, a thousand years goes by and the devil decides to go open these three doors. When he opens the door to the fat guy, a 6 foot wave of disgusting smelly shit and piss comes flowing out. Because he gave the fat guy all this food but no toilets... he opens the door to the sex addict and he sees a guy covered in blisters and STDs because he didn't have any condoms... now the devil gets to the last door. He opens the door to the pothead and the pothead says - YOU GOT A LIGHT!?!?!
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